⌛ Website loading… eventually

Siltuz.co.uk

Something vaguely impressive is spawning here soon.
In the meantime, enjoy some terrible AI generated jokes.

Patch notes: Humour v0.0.1

Why did the gamer bring a broom to the server?
Because the lobby was full of sweats.
I tried to make a website about lag…
But it still hasn’t loaded my ideas.
My code runs perfectly on the first try.
I mean, not in reality—but in the patch notes.
Why did the NPC start a web company?
It wanted to finally have some character development.
This site is like a boss fight:
You think it’s nearly done… then it enters phase two.